10 Most Successful Actors Who Can’t Act

This article will bring you to the list of the most successful actors who can’t act. Insider Monkey has recently published an interesting article about it. Does Hollywood have any real values or everything is just glitter without any deep content? As in the music industry there are actors in the film industry who are famous and successful, but they don’t have real talent. Now we can see Insider Monkey’s sarcastic compilation over this issue. Anyway, I’m not saying I agree with their opinion but reading this article was a great fun.

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Now without a further ado let’s see what Insider Monkey has investigated for us. We have picked three of most successful actors who can’t act from their list.

The first one is George ClooneyWith the exception of Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Clooney seems just to be a guy on the set when the camera starts running. Even the Coen brothers’ flick, I’m giving credit to the stellar writing than to Clooney’s performance. I mean how are you supposed to mouth Constant Sorrow while looking like you’re walking in a suit? But because you always seem smug, and have the face of a guy who looks like he lived 200 years ago, and are a liberal, I’m going to decide your inability to act is just cute. The next actor on our short list now is Brad Pitt, the only male dumb blonde who doesn’t get on our nerves. Is this because he stems from the 80’s when it was OK to be dumb and blonde? Or is it because he left one beautiful woman for an even more beautiful woman? I’m trying to think of a movie where he wasn’t dumb and blonde, and can only come up with A River Runs Through It, but that may only because the scenery was so stunning it dulled a little of the dumbness and blondeness of Mr. Pitt. Full disclosure, I’m not saying you’re dumb, Brad, just the characters you play. At last, but not least we are mentioning Arnold Schwarzenegger. The dumbass version of Stallone. Schwarzenegger, I don’t want to admit that the reason you make me feel disgust is that you slept with a maid who actually looks like a maid. Maybe it’s because you touted marrying a Kennedy as the third most important reason you made it in this world and then that decision blew up in your face because face it, you never even fu**ing liked her. Moving on, you’re the big Austrian in every movie. You don’t even have a few golds like Stallone, just a bunch of thick accents with thick muscles.

For any further useful information, read Insider Monkey’s article about 10 most successful actors who can’t act.

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