25 Corny Biology, Chemistry and Science Pick Up Lines

Are you interested in corny biology, chemistry and science pick up lines? Then this your place, as Insider Monkey has recently published an interesting article about this topic. The science behind the nerdy pick up lines is pretty simple. The object you are trying to approach must be of the same species (nerd). Some research is required to determine the sub-species (biology, chemistry, computer science or other) in order to tail the exact approach.

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The best way to learn this is by talking to the object’s friends, but since we know our audience, we recommend stalking. Far less talking to strangers involved and generally speaking, direct observation is preferable as a scientific method to an interview. Regardless of which route you choose, this shouldn’t be too hard to achieve. Once you have successfully determined the sub-species, you need an opportunity. This is a vital step. You can’t just walk to a girl on a campus and say something like: “Hey baby, why don’t you get your ligase working on my Okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.” Remember slapping, laughter, and ridicule from the first paragraph? This is how you get all of them. No, the opportunity must be patiently waited for, but not for too long. Don’t let your fears of rejection (and let’s face it, they are well founded, but nevertheless) drive you into endless waiting. Think Han Solo. Sometimes it is better to shoot first and ask questions later.

Now without a further ado let’s see what Insider Monkey has investigated for us. We have picked three items from their list.

You can start with something like that: “Like roleplay? I’ll be the nucleophile, if you’ll be the electrophile.” Or what do you think about it: “Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.” Or you may try this one: “You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.”

For any further interesting information read Insider Monkey’s article about 25  corny biology, chemistry and science pick up lines.

 

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