25 Funniest Math Jokes, Riddles and Pick up Lines Ever

If you like to smile and laugh at math jokes, here is an article for you: the funniest math jokes, riddles and pick up lines ever. Insider Monkey has recently published an amusing article about it.  We’re giving you some advanced calculus pick up lines, but don’t worry. For most of these, you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to understand them. OK, there will be some complex math and statistics here and there, but basically, these jokes and lines are fun for everybody. You can’t just focus on those girls who excelled at maths, can you? Unless you’re attending a math sorority party, how is one to know which girl will clearly understand the awesome pick-up line? Apart from that, there’s a line or two that could be used by girls as well (you know how shy those math guys can get).

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Now without a further ado let’s see what Insider Monkey has investigated for us. We have picked three of the funniest math jokes, riddles and pick up lines ever from their list.

Here is the first one with Descartes. So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes the Last Call and asks him, “Get you another?” Descartes replies, “I think not.” And disappears. Well, I wouldn’t say I understand this joke but… The next one is  “I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.” We all wondered about the meaning of “I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves” with more or less similar guesses. A tangent line is a straight line that touches only one point. In short, it means a guy wishes to be touching a girl at an angle so that he’s only touching her at one spot. Use your imagination which spot it could be. And here’s the last one on our list: the Sheepdog joke. Talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says, “All 40 accounted for.” Farmer says, “I’ve only got 36!” Sheepdog replies, “I know, but I rounded them up.”

For any further useful information, read Insider Monkey’s article about 25 funniest math jokes, riddles and pick up lines ever.

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