This article will bring you to the list of the funniest science jokes, puns, and humor quotes ever. Insider Monkey has recently published an arresting article about it. You shouldn’t take life too seriously and because laughter is very important, you need a little humor to mix it up and lighten your day. You’ll also get a few silly conversation starters if you ever happen to be at a party full of science-loving nerds. These quotes could also show off your superior science expertise as well. Even if no one else gets it, they could make you a hit. Or, interested in that cute girl who sits across from you in Chemistry? Try out one of the funny science sayings and pick-up lines we provide you below.
If you’re not completely into science, don’t worry, some of these can be figured out by most people with a general knowledge of science. Although beware, these are a little corny, some to the extent that you’ll have to roll your eyes. But it’s hard to do a science joke without being at least a little corny.
Now without a further ado let’s see what Insider Monkey has investigated for us. We have picked three of the funniest science jokes, puns, and humor quotes ever from their list.
The first one with neutron is really funny. “A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for beer. The bartender says ‘for you, no charge.’” The next joke is for chemists. “Famous last words from chemists: 1) And now, the taste test… 2) And now, shake it up a bit… 3) Now, which glass did I put my mineral water in?” Now let’s laugh at the one with glass and chemist. “The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.” Now we are mentioning the joke with aspirin. “A chemist walks into a pharmacy and says ‘Hey, do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?’ ‘You mean aspirin?’ the pharmacist said. ‘Oh yeah,’ he replied. ‘I can never remember that word.’”
For any further useful information, read Insider Monkey’s article about 30 funniest science jokes, puns, and humor quotes ever.
